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It's the US Open. I played it 12 times. Made 10 semifinals. 9 finals. Won 6 of them
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Even though he's old. Old man. 34 years of age. He is still Tim Porter. A favorite in any match he plays
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I've been hearing about this guy, Sergei Sergeyev. He wasn't going deep into tournaments, but supposedly he was this well of untapped attention
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I have to crack the top ten. And when I do, I will need to be better than that
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It will go on forever. This is my tournament. My house. I own this court
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I always have, and I will again. I have to. Are you starting or what? Yeah
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I'm ready for you Tim Porter. The press in New York was...the media was into it
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It had been leaked. Tim Porter will retire after this US Open
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What did I think? I don't know, this is sport, you play your game
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It does not matter what people say. Really, Sergei? Hey, for all I know you leaked this room in yourself
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To get in my head so I do not give my all in the first ever US Open semi Like announcing you will die right It like announcing you will die but really wanting to live Taking a very Russian manipulating approach to staying alive I didn leak the rumor because it wasn true
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Yes, that's the thing. Even with his up and down play, even though he's old. Old man
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34 years of age. He is still Tim Porter, the favorite in any match he plays. You cannot
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imagine he'll ever go away. It's the US Open. I played it 12 times. Made 10
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semifinals. Nine finals. Won six of them. And I have 10 fingers and 10 toes. I keep
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track of things very carefully too. Come on Timmy. What? You know that I can't just
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be Tim Porter's wife. Yeah it is hard to imagine a fate more dreadful. The vessel
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that carried Tim Porter's children. What was her name again? I don't know but she
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She was real pretty. The first time I sat in the stands to watch you
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I came home to find stuff online about Tim Porter's sweaty new girlfriend
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I mean, I just played a match. A second round match in the French Open
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And won, by the way, but still there I was. Just a sweaty girlfriend
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Not to me. I mean, what if having a baby is just boring
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OK, we're talking about babies now? And some people don't even love their babies right away
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So it's just relentless and boring. And we already have tennis for that, right
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Well, I don't find tennis for him. I know, it's shocking
