0:00
Whitney, did you finish preparing your opening remarks about me
0:04
I copied a cool speech off the internet just to find and replace. Wherever it said Seal Team 6, I put Bitsy
0:10
And you'll mention the rampant mismanagement and corruption in the park? Um, I will
0:14
Yes, the dirt on the park manager that we got because you launched that audit of the park I asked for
0:20
Totally. Oh, my God. Tell me you launched the park audit and you're not just texting about it right now
0:24
Nope, just checking my horoscope. It's good. It says it's good. Oh, Sagittarius
0:29
He's texting. He just wrote, super forgot about the park audit, must happen today
0:34
Then he did one of those tongue out, eyes crossed emojis. Damn it, White Bottom. This is the main reason I'm doing this damn award ceremony
0:40
You audit the park. You find something funky. You put it in your speech. You casually segue to talking about how great I am and how amazing my hair looks
0:47
You give me the award I bought, standing ovation. We all get drunk! I'm on it. I'm on it. Don't worry. I'm putting my best auditor on it
0:54
She audits so good. Is she... No, she's clean, but she always finds something
1:01
They call her the proditor. It's a combination of predator and auditor. I know what a proditor is
1:06
Oh, there's that soft pretzel guy I hate. Pull over, pull over. Knock, knock
