0:03
I know it looks like somebody wiping off their brushes, but this is a Lichtenstein
0:08
I know who Lichtenstein is, you baron. What I meant is why am I looking at a bad photo of it
0:13
Because I want to steal it. I don't mess with art. Neither do you. Come on, jewelry and watches can only get me so far
0:19
A score like this, way more upside for the exact same risk. Score? Who are you? James Caan all of a sudden
0:27
I'm sure you know someone that can move it. Rocco, what's my policy on paintings
0:31
No paintings! These art guys, they're a different breed. I'm telling you, they're savages
0:38
The last time this sold at auction, it went for over $1 million
0:43
That was seven years ago. I've already been inside the house where it is
0:47
I steal it, I replace it with a forgery, nobody knows the difference, easy. How do you know it isn't already a fake
0:52
Because the guy that owns it probably bought it from Larry Gagosian personally. He's an insecure narcissist
0:57
whose entire self-worth is wrapped up and what he owns. He doesn't care that it's beautiful
1:01
He cares that it's real. I know the type
