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sang my first show tune when I was just three
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My mother knew I'd go far. I'm great. I've been a show queen since way before Glee
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Now I'm a Broadway star. Not exactly, but my friend has a friend who knows Edina Menzel
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You know, I mean, sort of. So things are happening, you'll see. But till my ship comes in, I've got a lot to tell
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Let's start chewing the scenery with. Welcome to chewing the scenery with
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Me. Turn off your cell phones. We are days away from the election
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I want to thank you both for taking the time to sit down with me. How are you both feeling at this moment? Hillary
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Well, I'm actually... Liar! Hey, you know what? Let's start with a fun question
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Abortion. Hillary, what is your stance on this? Do you think Donald Trump should have been one
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Well, Randy, I, uh, as much as I do you. don't like Mr. Trump over here. I don't wish death on him. However..
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During the last debate, Hillary, you called Donald Trump a puppet. And Donald, you countered
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by calling Hillary a puppet. What did you mean by that? Well, look at her. I mean, she's a puppet
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She's, like, clearly made of fur and foam. No, you are the puppet. No, you're the puppet
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You are the puppet. You are the... I see the rod attached to your hand. You've got a hand so far
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up your... You, Donald, are the puppet. No, but I'm a puppet. I'm a puppet. I'm a puppet. I'm a puppet. I'm a
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Yes, Donald, yes. This is a puppet Oh what is that It a puppet like you puppet So Donald I have to ask about the most recent allegations Several women have come forward accusing you of
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and I'm going to put this delicately so as not to offend our viewers, grabbing them by the
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Have you grabbed these women by the . And how many would you say you've grabbed
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Yes, I've grabbed . But no one has ever complained. It's this one trying to
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to make them complain about me grabbing their . I grab . Who doesn't grab
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I mean, clearly not you, Randy, you don't grab . But you grab
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I grab . Hillary, throughout the election, your health has been called into question
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You look fantastic. How are you feeling? Well, thank you, Randy. I've actually been feeling much better
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Let's talk immigration. Donald, why would you say your immigration plan is better than Hillary's
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Well, I want to build a wall, a beautiful wall, wall and she just wants to let them pouring in from shores from who knows where missiles
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Iran. Mexico. During the second debate, you were each asked to say something nice about your opponent, but I say
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why not stick with what works? Each of you take this time now to say something horrible about the other one
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You're a crook, you're a liar. You're a three at best, and that's on a good day, on a better day
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You're a two. You're a four on the best day, and that's when you got your hair up
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Your boobs are sagging. You're an old lady. You're unhelp. Crook. Are we done
