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Hello, friends, Broadway fans, Broadway world, Broadway Cares
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I'm Jackie Hoffman, coming to you from my living room on behalf of Broadway Cares
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who's hitting me up for fundraising even when there's no work now and there won't be any work for a very long time
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But what better way to deflect attention from the collective doom we're all facing than a little Broadway show tune
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Oh, let me prepare my voice. Take care of your voice, kids. It's all gonna come back. Your voice is your career
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What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch corona. After you do
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he'll never phone ya. I'll never go to work again. I'll never go to work again
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You know, now is a good time to cruise eBay for a CD player so that you can buy the CD Jackie Hoffman Live at Joe's Pub
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I have 90 of these in my closet. Oh, do you know what that means
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Ooh, 104. I can still go to that equity open call. But seriously, folks, please donate to Broadway Cares
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We need them now more than ever. And relax. It's not that bad
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It's really bad. But look on the bright side. Everyone on Broadway sings like this now. Hey
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And we won't have to hear that for a while. And now's the time to experiment, to be creative
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Try something you've never tried before. Open a new window, open a new door
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Travel a new highway that's never been tried before. You're never too old to let the bubble stay
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Simply travel a new highway, dance to a new rhythm. Open a new window every day
