BWW Exclusive: Ms Clauz's Corner- Meet Ms Clauz... with a Z!

Make it work, make it easy, make it clever, crafted into pieces, make it sweet

crimpy edges, or make it sour and serve with lemon wedges. Hello everyone, it's Miss Klaus with a Z, and

I'm coming to you from the North Pole and my kitchen. I'm here with my trusted assistant elf, Catherine

And you know what? We decided to share with you what we did during our COVID quarantine

So many people took up baking, and I did too. And you know what

I was so good at it that I shared all those tasty treats with the elves

They loved them. So we thought, you know, let's share those with all of our friends around the world

So this is called Miss Claus's Corner. But you know what? I just want to tell you one thing

Don't worry about Santa. Even though we all were quarantined here at the North Pole

he's an essential worker. So I definitely make it to you. And he'll be even chunkier because he loves all my treats

All right, let's get started. Durn your doodles. So our first recipe to share with you

is called the No Bake turtle cake. Now, I was a little worried because I thought we should not be baking turtles anyway

But Catherine Elf explained to me they weren't real turtles, so I felt much better about that

So the ingredients that you need to have ready are the whipped topping. We chose fat-free

but you couldn't do anything you like there. And then we have these cutest little chocolate

cakes with caramel in them. And then we have our caramel sauce divided. I don't know what that means

but that's what it says. And then we have toffee bits. Now, I love Heath bars

Of course, Heathbar, if you want to be a sponsor of our show, that'd be great. And then we have chopped up pecan pieces

I can't wait to chop. It's one of my favorite things to do

And then, oh, for cute, we have these semi-sweet mini baking chips

Those are your ingredients. Go get them. Okay, so for our first step, you're going to unwrap these cute little chocolate cakes

and you gonna place them in the baking dish Look how cute that is And then next you drizzle a half of a cup of the oh I can there I got it

Half of a cup of the caramel sauce on top of the brownies

Here we go. Oh, look at that. Oh, oh, oh my goodness, I got it

Oh, go get a sponge. Quickly, go get a sponge. I don't know where in the, oh, there we go

This is really wildly. It's a look right there. Oh, my goodness

Okay, great. Man, this is hard to squeeze this. I'm like 165 years old

I got a little bit of arthritis. You think they'd make this a little easier to squeeze

All right, there we go. And for our next ingredients, we're gonna sift, we'll mix together the cool whip

and the caramel sauce. And here we go. Oh, thank you. Yes, uh-huh, huh

And then I'm putting that in here. Oh, that looks so good, just all on its own

And then we're gonna put that in there. Yeah, oh, great, okay

Ooh, this is so fun. Mix it up. Make this simple. Oh, yummy, yum, yum

Oh, then we're supposed to spread it on the cakes. Here we go

Oh, this is, wow. Oh, so fun. Look at that. Oh, great, great

Okay, now if you'd move over all of our stuff, I'll open up the, I'll open up the pieces

Oh my, there we go. Oops, they're escaping. Put them all in here

Oh, pecan pieces. You know what? It says I'm supposed to chop them up

How do I chop them up? Can I just crunch them up

Well, that's very satisfying. That's super satisfying. He'll do me a favor

Go over there, see that mallet over there? Let's get it all crunchy

And we put it together with our, yummy, yummy toffee pieces. Oh, good

Yeah, that's great. Here, open that up if you would. Cah, go, go, go, go, gh, oh

I, ight, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, oh, those are nice and crunchy

Hmm, they say good chefs make a mess. All right, and now we gotta put in the heath pieces

or the toffee pieces, don't have to use heath, especially if they decide they don't wanna be a sponsor

All right, oh, there we go. Yeah, oh, so nice and tasty

Look at that, there you go. Oh, this is my favorite part. Just combined and everything in there And here are the semi oh for cute chips They make these so hard Oh there you go Oh there you go Yeah yeah yeah Oh so fun

Don't let the dog eat those. I don't think dogs are supposed to have chocolate

Hold on. Okay, now the fun part, like that already, wasn't fun, right

Now we're gonna sprinkle it. Here, we'll do this and give you that

Assistant Elf, and then we just sprinkle it. Oh, look at that

Yeah, sprinkle it on the top. And then a little bit more of the caramel sauce

right on the top. And then if you really are wanting something special

give me a little plot more of that whipped cream. You can put a dollup on the top of that

Then we're almost finished. Woohoo! Okay, here's what it looks like. And what we're gonna do is we're gonna put it in the refrigerator

And it's so interesting. It goes in, and I will admit, it doesn't look so appetizing when it goes in the refrigerator

or some of my products go in the oven, but through the magic of the North Pole

and I'm sure through the love in your own cooking, it comes out looking wonderful, and it tastes great

So, isn't that right, Catherine L? Oh, here we go. Say the magic words, Miss Claus

with a Z. Alright, let's get you. Here we go. Oh, it's so beautiful

Oh, turn your turtles, look at this. Oh, for cute, I love this

Wouldn't you love to eat this? No bake turtle cake? We can't wait to, right

Oh, thank you everybody for joining us for our very first episode

We hope that you'll turn in next time when we have another tasty treat that we'll make

together. This is our No Babe Turtle Cake. And we're going to toast here with our root beer toast

Right after I tell you, if you have a nonprofit that you'd like to support, I'll tell you one that's a

favorite of mine. The New Paradine Theater Company, they're a great group. And of course

if you make a donation, you go right on the nice list. But for now, why don't we toast with our

root beer toast while we sing the Miss Claude with the Z jingle? It's Claus with the Z, not Claus

with an S, because Claus with an S goes, not. This is it Z instead of S, clothes instead of class, simple as can be

See, Ms. Klaus, toast. Okay. I don't know why this keeps happening

And I'm coming to you from the North Pole and my kitchen

You know, my friend and my partner else here. Nope, that sounds like we're gay

So it's an open relationship with me and Santa. Okay, let's try that again

And I'm coming to you from the North Pole in my kitchen

I have with me my trusted helper elf, Catherine. And we decided that..

Ah, it was better the first time. I'm going to try to get... All right. My trusted helper elf, what are you

You're my assistant elf. Yeah. Assistant elf. Crap. All right. Stupid airplane

All right. That's the reindeer's practicing. They make a lot of noise

All right. In case they're quarantine, we're having airplanes in case pulling the sled

All right, let's try this. To see what it looks like now

Oh, I forgot the magic words. Michael. I forgot the magic words

Miss clouds with a zing. Right now, we're gonna toast with root beer, of course

of course. We're going to toast our good efforts today while we sing the Miss Claas with the Z jingle. Join us

Oh, you know what, wait a minute. I forgot New Paralymed Theater. Let's try it again. So join us in singing the Miss Claas with the Z jingle as we do it. Toast with our root beer floats. Here we go

No, that's a new recording. Let's do this one. Join us for our

Miss Clas with a Z toast and singing our jingle with us

You all know it. Here it goes. Claws with a Z, not Claus with an S

cause Claz with an S goes, not Z, Z instead of S

Class instead of class, simple as can be, see, Miss Clas, toast

See you next time