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BWW Exclusive: Mary Birdsong Goes on a Hollywood Witch Hunt!
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Nov 3, 2022
Broadway veteran Mary Birdsong is currently making good on a 365 day challenge she's calling #365CharactersIn365Days. She's already posted a bunch of them on her Youtube channel, and now you can see them HERE first! Watch her latest installment about the current Hollywood 'witch hunt' below!
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What they cannot possess, they must destroy
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In a world ruled by fear, all it takes to be condemned is to be accused
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I saw Louisine Kane with the devil! I saw Brother O'Reilly dancing in the woods with the devil
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I swear on the butter I churned! I saw Odie Allen with the devil
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I did see Black Lauer with the professor in the library with the candlestick
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What Brother Lauer planned on doing with the candlestick only the almighty knows
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I saw Richard Dreyfuss with the devil. I saw Jeffrey Tammer with the devil. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
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Even the right honorable Charlie Rose twirling in the woods with his round oak table
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spinning and spinning with the devil. I saw Jeffrey Tammer with the devil. I did see an episode of Three's Company where Jack acted inappropriately with Janet and Chrissy
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both old Chrissy and new. Look. I don't want anybody to listen to me
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Please I beg of you! I beg of you! I beg of you
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Shut the ! Take your pardon? Thank you. Well, I just wanted to say that witches..
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Sometimes witches are evil I knew it Sometimes they have penises I seen more than my fair share Witches I mean not penises And sometimes they not green
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Not penises, that is, I mean witches. Well, it's not to say the penises are green or ugly
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How would I know? Well, Jiminy Cricket, what I'm trying to say is
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is that if somebody has a penis, whether it's green or ugly
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they still might be a witch. Or they might not. Why not
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Sadly it's true. I knew it! I saw Brother Ailes and Brother O'Reilly and Brother Hoffman, Affleck and Weinstein, Ragnar
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and Spacey and, you know, they were all doing it. They were all dancing in the woods with the devil
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It's true. Now we should touch the bottom of this swamp. It is a , Mr. Dunfor
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Let's not start blaming the victim, okay? This girl is fault. It is a
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You will prove this. You will look at me only. In my eyes only
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What say you? Well, he touched me. He put his hand on my ass
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Yes, he touched me. It'll be the end of you
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He do it. Do it live. Do it live. Do it live
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Well, do it live. it. Then he let me go. Don't tell me not to sue
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I simply got it. I'm on a diet and your balls are made of butter. Who told you you're allowed to put your hands on these
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Don't whip your little dick down in a meeting. Put that thing back in your pants or you'll be bleeding
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Don't on my desk, go put your hands on these
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I'm on my girl's house I call my lawyer And if you're found out
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You'll be locked up, sir Because you can't control your cock, sir
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At least I didn't break it But whether I'm the wolves of ship or back shot
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Or just a gun who chose to pass legislation Let tell the predator in chief he going down Hey just pretend I can space you on my bill Riley Piven and Louis C Roger Eilson driver just trying to find us
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Even Dustin Hartman, that's not okay. I'm gonna go to the press
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He put his hands up my dress. Frank and tried to French kiss me once
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It's like wet, it's like wet, it's like wet, it's like wet. Sorry
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That's just a publicity stunt. Come on. Eyes up here, just horny mail
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Chuck is our Uncle Sam Hey Mr. Weinstein Here I am
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And suddenly We are naming names
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Cause he touched me Thank you
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